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البوماتك | مبوبه | وظائف خالية | بلوج :خدمات
دردشة :مجتمعات
سينما | فنانين | المرأه و الطفل | الصحة | أقوال مأثوره | كورسات | إسلام | تغطيات :قنوات
نكت | ألعاب | فيديو :ترفيه
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كاريكاتير | نكت مصرية | نكت عربية | ركن أبو العربى | راسل ابو العربي | نكت فقع | نكت عراقيه | نكت شاميه | خداع بصرى | فيديوهات | حكايات مطرقعة | أظرف تعليق | ارسل نكتة | صور روشة | أحلى 20 نكت مصريه | أحلى 20 نكت عربيه | أخطاء صحفيه | فوازير | Daily Jokes | Funny Stories

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Girlfriend 1.0 software

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).

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TV is better than WWW

The top ten reasons why the television is better than the World Wide Web

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Would you define OCR?

OCR - Optical Character Recognition

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The Jeweler and The Shoplifter

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

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10 reasons computers must be Males

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.

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Presidential Bird

Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful parrot. "Does this parrot talk?" she asked. "Yes, he does," the manager told her. "But why is this one only $50 and all the others are $500?" "Well, ma'am," the manager explained, "not everyone would want to own this parrot since he spent years in a whore house and his language is somewhat foul."

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Bill Clinton's Going To Die?

During a recent public outing, Hillary slipped off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

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Wrong Pig

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.

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Your Clock's Spinning

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer.

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Who Is Listening

During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife hears.

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صفحة النكت الرئيسية

كاريكاتير
نكت مصرية
نكت عربية
ركن أبو العربى
راسل ابو العربي
نكت فقع
نكت عراقيه
نكت شاميه
خداع بصرى
فيديوهات
حكايات مطرقعة
أظرف تعليق
ارسل نكتة
صور روشة
أحلى 20 نكت مصريه
أحلى 20 نكت عربيه
أخطاء صحفيه
فوازير
Daily Jokes
Funny Stories

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