Knowing Your Husband
How do you call a wife who
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Love And War
Make love not war.
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The Last Word
A man to his friend: "At my house I always say the last word".
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Punishment
Pupil: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
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Blondes and UFOs
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
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Bad News
A Doctor tells a patient: “I have bad news for you. You have cancer and Alzhiemer’s disease”.
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Blonde's Pain
A blonde touches her knee with her finger and yells Ouch. The same with her elbow and ear.
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Lawyers
Q: What do lawyers use as birth-control?
A: Their personalities.
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Fired
Boss: You are Fired!
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Bus With Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.
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