Car Problem
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.
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Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
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Clinton and the Abortion Bill
Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, Mr. President?"
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Afghani Coffee
What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
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JFK Jr. and Penguin
What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?
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Saddam Hussein
What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
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Buried at Sea
This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. “Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass I'd like to be buried at sea.” So the boys agreed.
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Check the Yellow Pages
Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?
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A Name to Remember
What did the Chinese couple name their son when he was born black?
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For Bedouin Eyes Only
Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.” (Read more...)
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Egyptian Pick-Up Line
What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?
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Eskimos Way of Heating
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. (Read more...)
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Arabian Nights
What's the difference between bin Laden and Aladdin?
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Bin Laden’s Ace in the Whole
Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:
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Rules of Bosnian Grammar
They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future. (Read more...)
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Discovery
After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
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Car or bicycle
John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.
Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.
John : I will look even sillier trying to milk a bicycle.
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Eagle
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse. After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt.
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An airplane takes off from the airport
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious, by the silence, that they don't get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: "I don't like Chinese."
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Trouble with the car
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."
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Ugly kid
A lady gets on a train with her baby. A guy sitting across from her
looks at the baby and starts laughing hysterically.
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The stranger
A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident."
The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you
using to gamble with?"
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The Definition of Intelligence
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"
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The Texas Salesman
A keen Texas lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. The store was the biggest in the world and sold everything under the sun.
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The Engineer and the Frog
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
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