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Bear in a Bar in Billings, Montana A bear walked into a bar and sat down. He banged on the bar with his paw and demanded a beer. (Read more...)
George W Bush and Condolisa Rice George W Bush and Condolisa Rice are having a meeting... read on. George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?   Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.   George: Great. Tell me all about it. (Read more...)
John Paul II in an interview John Paul II in an interview: "I went to America. They asked me: Why do You come to America? (Read more...)
THE DRUG BUST  The phone rings at Federal Drug Enforcement Agency headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this the Federal Drug Enforcement Agency?" "Yes. What can we do for you?" (Read more...)
Brain transplant  The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." (Read more...)
SIXTH SENSE  Two cowboys came upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" (Read more...)
A very rich lawyer  A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity. (Read more...)
divorce lawyer  A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. (Read more...)
A doctor examined a woman A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, (Read more...)
a blond a blond says: "doctor, doctor, all my bones are broken" (Read more...)
One person wrote a letter to his wife Dear Sweet Heart (Read more...)
Teacher and Student Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?" (Read more...)
Mother not Father A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. (Read more...)
how to determine the sex of a fly?! A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.  (Read more...)
conquering the world! A Russian, an American and Jeha were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" (Read more...)
Wife & Husband Wife:I wish i was a newspaper, (Read more...)
Dictionary for women Dictionary for women (Read more...)
Tell me what I am Tell me what I am (Read more...)
The blind man A blind man in a store (Read more...)
valantine Economist Valentines Top economist (Read more...)
cards I'm sending out some cards (Read more...)
a dream I just had a dream about it (Read more...)
TIME TABLE TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? (Read more...)
BEEP These words are lovely dark and deep (Read more...)
ANSWER MACHINE Well I finally got an answering machine. (Read more...)
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