Mistake and Habit
A worker who was being paid by the week approached his employer and held up his last paycheck. "This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," he said.
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Same work, less money!
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, which was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
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Don't forget you mobile
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
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Imagination
Several weeks after a young man had been hired; he was called into the personnel manager's office.
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Entry Level Positions
HR Manager to job candidate: "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions."
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Torpedo
The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor. To check on the young man's response to trouble, the psychiatrist asked, "What would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a battleship coming down the street?"
The baby sailor said, "I'd grab a torpedo and sink it."
"Where would you get the torpedo?"
"The same place you got your battleship!" (Read more...)
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Industrial spy
A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.
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Variety of work
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
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Never got caught
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."
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Golfing With The Wife
A man staggers into casualty with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.
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