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Car Problem

One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.

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Job Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

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Clinton and the Abortion Bill

Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, Mr. President?"

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Afghani Coffee

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

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JFK Jr. and Penguin

What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?

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Saddam Hussein

What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?

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Buried at Sea

This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. “Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass I'd like to be buried at sea.” So the boys agreed.

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Check the Yellow Pages

Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

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A Name to Remember

What did the Chinese couple name their son when he was born black?

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For Bedouin Eyes Only

Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.”

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