Egyptian Pick-Up Line
What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?
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Eskimos Way of Heating
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. (Read more...)
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Arabian Nights
What's the difference between bin Laden and Aladdin?
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Bin Laden’s Ace in the Whole
Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:
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Rules of Bosnian Grammar
They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future. (Read more...)
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Discovery
After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
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Car or bicycle
John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.
Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.
John : I will look even sillier trying to milk a bicycle.
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Eagle
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse. After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt.
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An airplane takes off from the airport
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious, by the silence, that they don't get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: "I don't like Chinese."
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Trouble with the car
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."
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