New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?"
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Types of computer viruses
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
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Is Windows a virus?
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus.
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Life Before the Computer
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
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New AOL Messages
Since AOL has introduce there unlimited hours package they have started displaying special messages to customers.
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Online Too Long
70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
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Car Problem
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.
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Bush, Einstein and Picasso
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
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Clinton And The Genie
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.
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Bush vs. Osama
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
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