Christmas
It was a week before Christmas, and all the decorations were lovingly placed around the house. The tree was richly adorned with lights, sparkling balls, and tinsel. ... All was perfect.
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REASONS FOR GOING TO SCHOOL
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
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Roll, roll, tap, tap, tap
One night around three o'clock in the morning, I woke up to a strange noise.
Roll, roll, tap, tap ...that's how it sounded, and so on, and so on ...
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Three mice
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty sitting neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
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Air India !!!
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down.
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FBI
The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the author who introduces the story swears it's true.
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E-Mail
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy cold winter.
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Astute Visionaries?
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." -- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
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Appreciate what you have
One day . . . a wealthy family man took his son on a trip to the country
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A Cat's Diary
Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal.
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