New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?"
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Types of computer viruses
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
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Is Windows a virus?
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus.
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Life Before the Computer
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
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New AOL Messages
Since AOL has introduce there unlimited hours package they have started displaying special messages to customers.
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Online Too Long
70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
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Car Problem
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.
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Bush, Einstein and Picasso
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
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Clinton And The Genie
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.
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Bush vs. Osama
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
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Bush Leadership Test
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.
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A Democrat High In The Air
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
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Automatic Radio
A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.
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English Hospitality
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.
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Kindergarten Lecture
Attorney General Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.
After the typical civics presentation, he announced, "All right, boys and girls, you can ask me questions now."
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Democrats Vs. Republicans
Here are a few important observations, before the election campaign heats-up:
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A Name To Every Leader
Conversation between Condolezza Rice and George Bush...
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Knowing American History
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
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Diggin' n Fillin'
A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside.
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Truth & Consequences
A New Mexico Highway Policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the state-wide safety competition.
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Helpful Friend
One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour.
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Job Application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
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Bubba Knows Everybody
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
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3 Shots Of Whiskey
An Irish guy goes into a bar in America and asks for three separate shots of Whiskey. He drinks one, waits a little bit, then drinks the second one, waits a little bit more, and then drinks the third one. This goes on for a few days, and finally the bartender tells him: "You know sir, I can put all three shots in one glass for you".
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Free Riders
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.
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